Posted 01/25/2014 18:00:00
Poor TeX. Even Bob bullies him.
Transcript1 //Mike brings in a tarp
Mike: I found a tarp. That should be good enough for now.
2 //Mike staples tarp onto back of TeX
Mike: It's not exactly sturdy, but at least it's a better covering than foil.
Bob: Oh my God. You look like such a dork.
TeX: You're a jerk.
//2b //Mike looks at staple gun
//Mike: Wait, how are the staples able to go into those rods?
//TeX: The rods are pine with silver-colored paint.
3a
Bob: Did they also use a 286 for your CPU!?
TeX: It's a 386.
Bob: HAHAHAHA!
3b
TeX: What? The ARM v386 is a 160 THz 256-bit CPU with a 6 TB cache introduced in 2062. It runs circles around your puny CPU.
4a //looking at Bob
Bob: ...
4b //Bob pokes through one of the sides Mike hasn't covered yet
Bob: You think you're so smart! NERD!
Mike: Be quiet or I'll install GNU/HURD on you.
Bob: ...I'll be good.
Mike: I found a tarp. That should be good enough for now.
2 //Mike staples tarp onto back of TeX
Mike: It's not exactly sturdy, but at least it's a better covering than foil.
Bob: Oh my God. You look like such a dork.
TeX: You're a jerk.
//2b //Mike looks at staple gun
//Mike: Wait, how are the staples able to go into those rods?
//TeX: The rods are pine with silver-colored paint.
3a
Bob: Did they also use a 286 for your CPU!?
TeX: It's a 386.
Bob: HAHAHAHA!
3b
TeX: What? The ARM v386 is a 160 THz 256-bit CPU with a 6 TB cache introduced in 2062. It runs circles around your puny CPU.
4a //looking at Bob
Bob: ...
4b //Bob pokes through one of the sides Mike hasn't covered yet
Bob: You think you're so smart! NERD!
Mike: Be quiet or I'll install GNU/HURD on you.
Bob: ...I'll be good.
