Transcript1 // At a seminar, Mike is eating pizza
Ashley: Why did you drag us to this "decision making" seminar? All these undergrads are giving me the creeps.
Mike: Eh, sure it's some boring seminar, but hey, free pizza.
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Ashley: This is some ploy to get me to feel guilty for using the time machine to buy that lottery ticket, isn't it!?
Mike: What? No. I just wanted pizza, and this pizza is free.
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Speaker: And you, in the back row, tell us about yourself.
Mike: Who, me?
Speaker: Yes.
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Mike: Well, uh, I'm a grad student--
Speaker (interrupting): That's enough to know you make bad decisions.
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