Posted 02/02/2013 18:00:00
TV rots your mind and circuit boards.
Transcript1 //Mike is entering apartment door
Dan: YOU!!
2 //Dan is standing by fridge
Mike: What?
Dan: You went home for two weeks and left milk in the fridge that went bad!
Mike: Oh. Sorry, I'll take it out to the trash.
3
Dan: It's too late. Bob found it, drank it, and got sick.
Mike: The robot? Why did the robot drink milk? How did the robot drink milk!?
Dan: Who cares how he drank it! I had to clean sour milk out of all of Bob's circuit boards!
4 //Robot shows up in living room
Mike: Looks to me like the problem isn't the sour milk, it's the robot that drank it.
Robot: Milk does a robot good!
Dan: I've got to get that thing to stop watching TV.
Dan: YOU!!
2 //Dan is standing by fridge
Mike: What?
Dan: You went home for two weeks and left milk in the fridge that went bad!
Mike: Oh. Sorry, I'll take it out to the trash.
3
Dan: It's too late. Bob found it, drank it, and got sick.
Mike: The robot? Why did the robot drink milk? How did the robot drink milk!?
Dan: Who cares how he drank it! I had to clean sour milk out of all of Bob's circuit boards!
4 //Robot shows up in living room
Mike: Looks to me like the problem isn't the sour milk, it's the robot that drank it.
Robot: Milk does a robot good!
Dan: I've got to get that thing to stop watching TV.
