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Kid: This is boring!
Ash: Aww, you just have to be patient.
*Dad lights cigarette*
Mike: Don't smoke.
2 //kid's fishing pole wiggles
Dad: Who are you to tell me not to smoke? Oh right, I wouldn't believe you if you told me.
Mike: Okay, you want to know who I am? I'm your son.
Dad: Oh God, you mean that girl from when I was in the army got pregnant?
3 *kid starts reeling in fish*
Mike: What? No, I mean I'm him from twenty-three years in the future. (pointing at kid)
Dad: You're right, I don't believe you.
Ash (to kid): You have to hook the fish. Pull back on the rod as you're reeling in.
4 (looking at kid, holding a minnow)
Kid: I'm a fisherman now!
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